[s-cars] fwd: AP Newswire

[Joseph Pizzimenti]

Slanderous listers,

Dese allegations are completely unfounded and have no
basis for troot.  Mr. Pizzo was never at no go cart
track and we don't know nuttin about any such
allegations of misconduct on behalf of our client, Mr.
Joseph Antonio "da bumpah" Pizzimenti.  We do confirm
a lack of tolerance of behalf of those hooligan
Ohioans running aforementioned track.  Due to legal
matters pending, details can not be released, but rest
assured, this will not be an issue at next year's Mid
Ohio event.
Negotiations were resolved due to the persuasiveness
of a certain Snap-On 1/2 inch torque wrench belonging
to Bobbie "Da Toolbox" Pastore, who, inconsequentially
and with no correlation whatsoever, had a very tightly
packed avant on the ride back to Joizee.  A stop was
made in the Meadowlands area and aforementioned
"Bucks" facility is currently seeking additional
staff.

Furthermore, there is a silent agreement between the
Chicago and New York factions, but details thereof
will remain confidential.

Sincerely,
Louie "Da Gavel" Gioffre
Legal Counsel for Mr. Pizzo


--- QSHIPQ at aol.com wrote:
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> AP News Flash:  Lexington OH
>   There are confirmed reports of New York s-car
> mafia attempting a hostile
> takeover of a local kart track in the Lexington
> area.  Sources close to the
> investigation allege that a eye-talian accented man
> accosted the local summer
> workers at "Bucks", a summer karting and batting
> cage facility close to the
> Legendary Mid-Ohio Sports Car Complex.  No injuries
> were reported, but the
> confrontation caused the kart track to interrupt
> service for several minutes.
>
> Witnesses to the incident indicated that the
> infamous Joe "Pizzo" Pizzo of
> the Lower NY S-car mafia was seen driving the
> mini-me indy karts in a reckless
> and agressive manner.  Several of the other drivers
> were forced off-track by
> the I-talian.  When members of track security
> recognized the offender, he was
> evicted from the course.  Pizzo became irate with
> the young nascar adorned lads,
> accusing them of descrimination against non local
> I-talian immigrants.  More
> security (the old lady running the concession)
> confronted Pizzo during his
> unauthorized tresspass in the staging area.  Several
> witnesses saw I-talian type
> gestures from the man in question, and he was
> escorted to a more secure area,
> where it is rumored he successfully haggled for 3
> extra dollars refund monies.
>
> The local constables were not called, as the local
> Lexington hangout
> management feared an S-car mafioso retaliation,
> recalling a steering incident in Troy
> Michigan as an example.  The County Sherriff was not
> immediately available for
> comment (he was singing at the Kareoke bar), but a
> deputy spokesman
> commented, "We've heard of the Pizzo family and his
> band of audi driving hooligans from
> the east.  We have alerted the G11-RICO boys, but
> since their closest office
> is Toledo, I'm sure by the time they get here, the
> I-talian band will have
> headed back east.  We urge all families to refrain
> from antagonizing the Pizzo
> gang during their stay in the area."
>
> There were many unconfirmed rumors that Lexington
> was to be the battleground
> for the S-car mafioso faction war from the east,
> headed by Pizzo, and the more
> heavily uncorrected dyno armed Colorado mafia,
> headed by Frank "the Don"
> Amorosso.  The Denver region G12 distilled this
> rumor to be altitudely untrue, as
> the "Don" was seen resting comfortably at his O1E
> residence near Boulder CO.
> Further evidence of this was seen as his big block
> numbers men, Hap
> "Hapersize" McGuire and Mike "correction factor"
> Pederson planning a tether to the
> mustang of Scott "Torsen Boy" Justusson, the Chicago
> faction leader of this
> hooligan audi group.  Interestingly, "Torsen Boy"
> was seen with "Pizzo" several times
> in Lexington during the weekend, including during
> the incident in question.
> This leads several insiders to believe the Chicago
> band has joined forces with
> the NY contigent to add real wheel torque force to
> the growing Colorado
> region toulene sea level threat.
>
> Several network trucks were dispatched to Lexington,
> but by Monday all they
> could film was the aftermath of Pizzo's destructive
> efforts.  "See how he bent
> this rail?" said the pimply faced lad who first
> confronted Pizzo.  The locals
> applaud his heroism, but won't publicly recognize
> his efforts, due to the
> recent rumors of Pizzo's expanding connection with
> the Scooby-do gang.
>
> In a separate incident, Bob "chim-chim" Dupree, the
> revered and feared head
> of the Chicago "LT1Q" squad, was briefly detained in
> nearby Upper Sandusky for
> possession of a bad five dollar bill.  He was
> questioned and released, but the
> two incidents are now under intense local and
> national enforcement scrutiny.
> A TSB has been issued for Pizzo, though no NTSB
> charges could be recalled.
>
> Ronally Bendem
> Staff Reporter
>
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