[s-cars] French drivers..........Fred in particular

[mlp qwest]

I thought you came back from Paris in a cast Charlie?

Mike "only in the interests of full disclosure" Pederson

And for something more we have that the FRENCH DON'T, and by George I bet
the wish they did:

"Hillary's got this huge book, it's a memoir of her life and times at the
White House. In the book she says when Bill told her he was having an
affair, she said 'I could hardly breathe, I was gulping for air. ' No, I'm
sorry, that's what Monica said."
...David Letterman


"Hillary Clinton's book hits the stores this Monday. Oh boy, it took
her a long time to write it. But in her defense, every time she tried
to use the desk, Bill was always using it for a date."
...Jay Leno


"Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs comes out next week. So much
of her personality shines through, that in the end, you'll want to
sleep with an intern."
...Craig Kilborn


"In Hillary Clinton's new book 'Living History,' Hillary details what
it was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him, getting married,
and living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife.
Then on page two, the trouble starts."
...Jay Leno "

"Hillary Clinton has finished her memoirs for publication next year,
while Bill has barely finished the first chapter. Well, in all fairness,
Fiction is a lot harder to write."
....Jay Leno


"Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she
has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the
United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is
crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family."
...David Letterman


"Last night, Senator Hillary Clinton hosted her first party in her new
home in Washington. People said it was a lot like the parties she used
to host at the White House. In fact, even the furniture was the same."
...Jay Leno


"Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his
campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise
made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that
Bush spend the night on the couch."
...Craig Kilborn


"Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of New
York. When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible.
You know, the one with only seven commandments."
...David Letterman


"CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America.
Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire
her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it."
...Jay Leno