[s-cars] RE: chipping

[Krasusky Paul (WQQ2PXK)]

Holy sh*t.  You warned me.  Damn......  BHWAHahahahaha, slaying me here.
Damn that's funny, thanks Mikey!  A slaying laugh's a perfect way to
start off the day.  Tho I note you forgot a step...  in your case it's,
step # 8) put down beer, buy 2nd UrS to have double the problems with.

Good stuff...  its quite refreshing to see the screws appear to continue
to be as loose (or looser) out there in mountain country as they are out
east here.  Lots of screws loose here.

Keep up the good insaneo work, makes me not look as bad...

-Paul

ps.  when one doesn't have enough Audi problems or SFest issues, buy
another one to make it all better.  Or be like Pasq. and liquidate your
UrS and buy not one but two red early 80s Q's and a large bottle of
Excedrin.  Gluttonnutcase.


-----Original Message-----
From: mlp [mailto:mlped at qwest.net] 
Sent: Wednesday, December 01, 2004 10:31 PM
To: Krasusky Paul (WQQ2PXK); 'Mark Strangways'; s-car-list at audifans.com
Subject: RE: [s-cars] RE: chipping


Paul attempted rational thoughts ~>

>
>Heh, ....

Good start!  Now put the coffee cup down before you do serious harm to
your
keyboard or monitor.
 
>Methinks a field would be a tough place for say Tom Mullane to
>jack up his car after popping off a boost hose or for Marc 
>Swanson and Co. to solder up his CPS or for Jack Gagnon to 
>swap out coil pack covers or for Manny Sanchez to install new 
>MAF hose(s) or or or or or. 

After checking with Pizzo, who attended the S-fest as an under cover
investigator for a Rice & Pineapple monopoly headed by a certain
mountain
Hawaiian, and typed up a top secret report on tissue paper (just in case
he
was found out, and might have to "Destroy the incriminating evidence"
while
ensconced in a mobile office at the S-fest site), I'm informed that NONE
of
the above purported obstacles would represent any kind of a problem to
properly lubricated S-Festeers.

A careful reading of the local Colorado Everboost Festival Shop manual
lists
the following trouble shooting guide & solutions:

    Problem                   Solution
1.  Jack up Car         	Beer
2.  solder up CPS		      more beer
3.  swapping coil packs	 	another beer
4.  tight Si hose			more beer
5.  the "or" = indecision     a beer  etc., etc.

	
In fact, it appears to the Everboost contingent from the above faulty
rational thinking, that if there is ONE problem with the east coast's
S-fest
plans, it is Paul may not have listed enough problems to be solved.  Not
to
worry!  There is a solution

6.  not enough car probs     another beer, 

Pretty soon you will find that repair problems #7, 8 and on will start
to
come to you naturally, ... guaranteed

>
>-Paul what have I gotten myself into now K.

Paul, Homeland security recommends you should stay out of the
Port-a-Potty,
whatever else you might do at the next S-fest.

HTH

mike