[s-cars] New S owner/Old lister

[Lee Levitt]

Craig writes:

> After a two year hiatus, I am now a quattro owner again. And boy,
> did I fall hard. Seduced I was.
>
> What pitfalls await? The Audigods were
> very good to me with my 4000Q, which went effortlessly to 280K.
>
> I can see perhaps putting an Eibach prokit and a chip/WG spring
> on in the future, but for now this car, to me, is perfect just
> the way it is.
>
> All input is appreciated.

Somebody want to tell Craig?

Or should we let him find out for himself.

He drove a 4KQ to high mileage, prolly didn't have to do more than change
the oil and wax the car every now and then.

Now he's got himself hitched to this bitch goddess and he likes things just
the way they are.

Oy, he's such a virgin. I remember those times. I brought my car home and I
was so happy with it just as it was. Then I needed to replace a shock and I
did Bilstein Sports. But I wasn't going to lower the car. Didn't need to.
Nope. Did one autocross and immediately ordered the Eibachs. Then I put euro
lamps on it, which were great. Fabulous. But then of course the HIDs are
even better. Wow! Now I can see. Gotta stop too, right. Okay, lessee, do the
996 C2 calipers come in red? Extra cost option? Great.

...and so on and so on and so on... :)

CRAIG - RUN, DON'T WALK TO THE GARAGE. DON'T LOOK AT THE CAR. GET A SHOVEL.
GO TO THE BACKYARD. START DIGGING. DIG A DEEP HOLE. THROW YOUR WALLET IN IT.
FILL THE HOLE. MAKE IT SO YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU DUG.

THEN BURN THE SHOVEL AND TOSS THE METAL PARTS DOWN A SEWER.

You'll thank me in the morning.

:)

Lee
'95.5 S6 avant
'96 A6 quattro avant