[s-cars] RE: LAC Fri. joke

[Krasusky Paul (WQQ2PXK)]

Vincent shared and Bob confessed:

<<<<<<<<<Date: Sat, 06 Mar 2004 01:33:23 +0000
From: bob.rossato at att.net
Subject: Re: RE : [s-cars] LAC friday joke.. :o)

> Now that's the one we should all read, and re-read, and re-read each
> Friday:
> http://www.geocities.com/pontiacgto1974/racer.html
<http://www.geocities.com/pontiacgto1974/racer.html> 
> 
> Vincent.


I just had to print off the list and check off all the ones that I could
honestly say have applied.  A total of 43.  Going to have to work on some of
the others>>>>>>>>>>





BWhahahahaa...  too funny.  22k / yr., 15 years thus far, day in day out...
consummate "WRC commuter".  Tis not about fast but tis about smooth and
right.  Every shift, every signal, every everything.  Love it.  Good one
Vincent.  

12 that make up my gospel:

- You look at the fire hydrant on the corner and see an apex marker. 
- You enjoy driving in the rain on the way to work or school. 
- You always late apex the intersection and try to pass a few cars coming
out. 
- Everywhere you go, you try to find the fastest line through the turn. 
- You feel compelled on a road trip to beat your previous best time. 
- You are happiest when your street car's tires are worn to racing depth and
the wear bars are showing.
- You walk proper lines through the grocery store.
- Your last several freeway forays included just brushing the curbs as you
apexed the on-ramps perfectly....
- You always do a toe & heel downshift while whoever might be your passenger
gives you a real funny look. 
- You've started looking for sponsors for your daily commute. 
- You complain when cars in front of you on highway off-ramps don't stay on
the line, causing your exit speed to drop. 
- You enjoy driving through wet, empty parking lots and using the emergency
brake to kick the back end out.

-Paulie Issues