[s-cars] Lost In Explanation

[Bill Mahoney]

Krasuskied~
"(still find it funny when introductions are done "hi, this is my car
friend from the internet", it's hilarious).  

...which reminds me of how confounding I find it when attempting to
coherently explain just what is an RS2 in A sentence.
"uhh.. well you see in 1995 Audi had this 80 avant in Europe.... well an
avant is actually a station wagon and you see well Porsche apparently
had some time on their hands... well you know, you remember the MB 500??
Sent to Stuttgart and Porsche tuned that too in their spare time?  But I
digress... You see they sent an avant because Porsche didn't want to
create 911 competition.  So they took this station wagon, painted it odd
ball colors, tweeked x cam maf turbo brakes etc etc and made the worlds
first Porsche station wagon.
No, of course it never made it here to the US because...well you know...
cars like this never make it here, but you see the S4 version did. 
Uhmmm,... well no not that S4, you see this was the original S4 that
then became the S6.  No not that S6.  This was the original S6 which as
I said used to be the S4.  And then the S4 was not available in a
station wagon but the S6 was oh for but a brief period.  Get it?
So, you see all one has to do is find and install these RS2 parts on
their S4/S6.
That said; by saying the right word and making the right contacts, one
can acquire these euro parts. 
You see there's this internet group, with Mafioso like local chapters
throughout the country, that guide you through the process by starting
you off with a little taste of speed with a stage I heroin chip which
sets the tone for the speed addiction.  Then you HAVE to add all those
Porsche parts in addition to brakes, suspension, exhaust, wheels and on
and on.
Get it?
Hey! Wait! Come back here!  Got any questions?!!"

Bill M  -searching for the ez answer