[s-cars] Was: audi maintenance -- Now: 10 reasons NOT to drive urS off a cliff.

[Airbil at aol.com]

1. Pigs cannot fly.
2. You'll have no use for all learned mtce procedures.
3. The chronic gas leaks will surely cause explosion, even before impact.
4. There's a thin line between love and hate.
5. It will have to be replaced with some other car.
6. No more free coffee n sweet rolls at the local Audi Cafe'
7. You'll become more Pizzo-like.
8. It will surely not "rocket" off the cliff anyway due to the frozen ebrake.
9. Murder is against the law.
10. Folks who then consider a Chris Bangle car must also consider:
    Gremlins
    Matadors
    Mustang IIs
    Pacers
    Horizons
    Fairmonts/Zephyrs aka "Boxrides"

OR replace those ill fitting springs and motor on;)
my.02 
Bill m