[s-cars] Re: audi maintenance -- Now: 10 reasons NOT to drive urS off a cliff.

[Bill Clancy]

For those of us not as well read you, you may have to explain a few of those
comments.

1. got that one
2. what is mtce please?
3. I think you have expererienced some problems yourself.  have you not?
mine sometimes smells of gasoline...  is this what you mean?
4. yes, got it
5. no shit... not just another car, but a better car.
6. I have a starbucks card.   After 100,000 lattes, I get $25 off a round
trip ticket to London
7. no idea.   What is Pizzo-like?
8.  I guess that you've had a P-brake problem.   I am just starting to see
that one now.
9. cars don't live, the exist to make our lives better.   when they stop
doing that....
10.  what position does Chris Bangle hold in BMW?     did he also contribute
to those shitboxes mentioned after?   I know some of all of them and a lot
about a few.   They were all poorly engineered and poorly designed.

New springs may be on the way if the owner of Intrax keeps his promise.
Dan at Stebro wrote, (and I pasted this out of his email), "Bill, we are
producing the twin chamber unit now and will ship it to you."  -- to fix
their (IMO) untested exhaust that they sold me.

sure... the car will end up OK.   but I still want a change.   I love V8s.
I want one again.    If only Audi offered the A6 4.2 with a 6 speed.
;-(     Great marketing decision for them, bad limitation for me.




----- Original Message ----- 
From: <Airbil at aol.com>
To: ""Bill Clancy"" <clancybill at yahoo.com>
Cc: <s-car-list at audifans.com>
Sent: Sunday, May 30, 2004 4:45 PM
Subject: Was: audi maintenance -- Now: 10 reasons NOT to drive urS off a
cliff.


> 1. Pigs cannot fly.
> 2. You'll have no use for all learned mtce procedures.
> 3. The chronic gas leaks will surely cause explosion, even before impact.
> 4. There's a thin line between love and hate.
> 5. It will have to be replaced with some other car.
> 6. No more free coffee n sweet rolls at the local Audi Cafe'
> 7. You'll become more Pizzo-like.
> 8. It will surely not "rocket" off the cliff anyway due to the frozen
ebrake.
> 9. Murder is against the law.
> 10. Folks who then consider a Chris Bangle car must also consider:
>     Gremlins
>     Matadors
>     Mustang IIs
>     Pacers
>     Horizons
>     Fairmonts/Zephyrs aka "Boxrides"
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> OR replace those ill fitting springs and motor on;)
> my.02
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