[s-cars] Fw: Olympic humor

[Tom Black]

Excuse the WOB. I know its early in the week for this but here goes; enjoy.
Tom.

Subject: FW: Olympic humor


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> Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the
> [2004] Summer Olympics that they would like to take back
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> 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her
> snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
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> 2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
> personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
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> 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
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> 4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in
> boxing, but none of them really that serious."
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> 5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
> expect the same thing again."
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> 6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like
> it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
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> 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC
> president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
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> 8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
> eleven Dicks on the field."
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> 9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
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> before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . .
> Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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