[s-cars] parking tickets :-(

[chris chambers]

I WENT TO THE STORE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS ONLY IN THERE FOR ABOUT FIVE
MINUTES. WHEN I CAME OUT THERE WAS A COP WRITING OUT A PARKING TICKET.

I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "COME ON, BUDDY, HOW ABOUT GIVING A GUY A
BREAK?"

HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUED WRITING THE TICKET.

I CALLED HIM A NAME. HE GLARED AT ME AND STARTED WRITING ANOTHER TICKET
FOR HAVING WORN TIRES.

SO I CALLED HIM A WORSE NAME. HE FINISHED THE SECOND TICKET AND PUT IT
ON THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE FIRST.

THEN HE STARTED WRITING A THIRD TICKET.

THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES. THE MORE I ABUSED HIM, THE MORE
TICKETS HE WROTE.

I DIDN'T CARE...MY CAR WAS PARKED AROUND THE CORNER, AND THIS ONE HAD
AN "ELECT JOHN KERRY" BUMPER STICKER ON IT.

I TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN EACH DAY!!




		
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