[s-cars] Fw: The Lexus

[Stephen Redford]

----------------  Most Excellent  ! ! !    ....  Thanks , I needed that  !   ...   Stephen'85Urq



  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Tom Black<mailto:tblack5 at cogeco.ca> 
  To: s-car-list at audifans.com<mailto:s-car-list at audifans.com> 
  Sent: Friday, February 18, 2005 12:45 PM
  Subject: [s-cars] Fw: The Lexus


  Its Friday!

  > > The Lexus
  > >
  > > A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the
  > > office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a
  > > truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the

  > > driver's door of the Lexus. The counselor immediately grabbed his
  > > cell phone, dialed 911, and it wasn't more than 5 minutes before
  > > a policeman pulled up.

  > > Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started

  > > screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the
  > > day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same,
  > > no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.

  > > After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his
  > > head in disgust and disbelief.

  > > "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are,"
       he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the
  > > most important things in life."
  > > "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
  > > The cop replied, "My God, don't you even realize that your left arm is
  > > missing?  It got ripped off when the truck hit you."
  > > "My God!" screamed the lawyer.
  > > (scroll down)
  > > .
  > > .
  > > .







  > > .
  > > .
  > > "WHERE'S MY ROLEX?"



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