[s-cars] Fw: The Lexus

[Tom Black]

Its Friday!

> > The Lexus
> >
> > A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the
> > office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a
> > truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the

> > driver's door of the Lexus. The counselor immediately grabbed his
> > cell phone, dialed 911, and it wasn't more than 5 minutes before
> > a policeman pulled up.

> > Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started

> > screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the
> > day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same,
> > no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.

> > After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his
> > head in disgust and disbelief.

> > "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are,"
     he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the
> > most important things in life."
> > "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
> > The cop replied, "My God, don't you even realize that your left arm is
> > missing?  It got ripped off when the truck hit you."
> > "My God!" screamed the lawyer.
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> > .
> > .
> > "WHERE'S MY ROLEX?"