[s-cars] Time for a trip west...

[Bill Mahoney]

Elijah,

This sounds like a big fun trip..  IIRC there is a lister out in JH but I
forget who.

If you're skiing out there you'd best bring some spare body parts (your own)
too cuz manOman it is serious skiing IME.

I go more for the Mangy Moose saloon, coco breaks and snow bunny watching
these days.

Say hi to Harrison Ford, a personal friend of mine who lives out there. well
I rafted by a piece of his property once.

He may not remember me.

 

Ten top reasons why urS Avants are good for long ski trips:

10 Most likely it will never get you there, thus saving innumerable ski
injuries.

 9  There's a great chance the car will blow up, so you can abandon it in
Nebraska and finally get a normal human's car.

 8  The rear seats fold flat so your wife can haul your sorry broken ass
home.

 7  Since you start out with 200,000 miles on the clock, adding 7,000 more
won't hurt resale value.

 6  If you get buried in an avalanche drinking water can be had from the
under the dash leak.

 5  Mountainside blinding snow storms offer an excellent training
opportunity to re wire the pos to the unused channel.

 4  Frozen door locks will force you back on the mountain for more skiing
time.

 3  It offers a great opportunity to edumacate rural garages on reasons why
they should stock G11, pentosin and other precious fluids.

 2  The large hauling capacity of the avant provides almost enough room for
all the unobtainium parts you will need to bring along.

 1  State troopers can be ignored because the non functioning rear pisser
will obscure them from view.

 

Cheer's

Bill~Letter~M