[s-cars] was Installing Torsen diffs and disabling EDL on a /now AMEN!

[JenRob]

can i get a witness posto, pk, paskalooney  literally- i hear you all. here 
i am with a s6 avant "garage queen" and an admittedly entertaining
modified golf tdi beater looking at the future of automobiles- not to 
mention audi and not seeing much of interest. i agree audi left the path of 
the enthusiast
in the late 90's and currently does not want to import many cars with manual 
trans. this may be blasphemy to some, but i actually like the fact that my 
s6
doesn't have EDL- i like my diff lock dispite its limited usage- i always 
know what my car is doing. no electronic nanny for me. - rob
----- Original Message ----- 
From: <pkrasusky at ups.com>
To: <s-car-list at audifans.com>; <Jeff.postupack at gmail.com>; 
<james.pasqualoni at gs.com>
Sent: Friday, January 25, 2008 11:50 AM
Subject: Re: [s-cars] was Installing Torsen diffs and disabling EDL on a 
/now AMEN!


>
> Sir Jeffries CAN I GET AN AMEN, BRUTAH"'s:
>
> <<<Date: Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:01:15 -0500
> From: "Postupack, Jeff" <Jeff.Postupack at analog.com>
> Subject: Re: [s-cars] Installing Torsen diffs and disabling EDL on a
>
> zzzzactly.. that Paul..   So Audi _ Expands her market share, to gain
> those Westchester NY , Sunset Blvd..LA  blokes while protecting her' ass
> against Liability threats if said bloke stuffs it into a tree. they've
> paid less attention to DRIVING in the name of society collective
> obsession with bluetooth interconnectivity and GPS systems that serves
> up a sultry female voice telling you where the closest Fodor's - rated
> French restaurant is located. Many of the German cars, even Byte My
> Weenies are sliding down this slope.   and kills off the legacy in the
> process because old car guys buying 034efi hop up kits do not feed the
> corporate balance sheet.
>
> SO whattaya do? something like  Paul's Alumabitch Daily drv and a RED
> 930. why not?  and many others listed here tolerating a daily driver
> while stoking the crap out of an old UrQ or C4 chassis Audi just for the
> pure joy of the last of breed.
>
> or Corrado's even..
>
> This list and others (like P car guys) represents a breed of drivers
> who are connected to the car, the road , the situation.. in total as
> Mark says.. Pilot in control.
>
> but in fact we aren't the main vein of Audi's market segment, anymore.
>
> "Get used to it folks and it'll get worse much worse before ever hoping
> to get better (won't)."
>
> Maybe best hope lies in Porsche, maintaining the real thing.. without
> the HD Radio  option.. nor Bluetooth.
>
> Auto Electronics are highly over utilized.. The whiz circuitry is cool
> and all, but it's no replacement for a DRIVER'S CAR.
>
> Posto>>>
>
>
>
>
>
> Sing it Jeffrey!  Oh yeah!
>
> PRAISE DA LORD!
>
> HALLEJUIAH!!!
>
> Can I get another AMEN!??!???
>
> Gospel Jeff, pure Gospel.  Apparently you ordain'd yerself a Minister of
> Quattro and are preachin' to da CHOIR my boy...  CHOIR, that is.
>
> Awesome post, great Rant Sir Postupack.
>
> Me I'll stay in my old jalopies to my grave with any luck.
>
> And I've said this time and time again...  screw all this fart sensor
> this and collision avoidance that and smart (dumb) cruise control
> whathaveyou...  GIVE ME A FRICKIN WINDOW SWITCH (insert random annoying
> common unacceptable failure-part here) THAT FRICKIN WORKS AND DOESN'T
> NEED REPLACEMENT 12x ALREADY!!!
>
> But, alas - no - we get fart sensors
>
> Hmm, sooooooo this got me tinking (not good / rare)...  one thing I'm
> trying to install on Alumibish is a new Seat Belt Warning System
> (SBWS)...  I intend to make <<<cue guy beating drums in background>>>...
> SBSBWS...  yes, yes...  that's Space Balls Seat Belt Warning System.  I
> need a sound bit bite of the scene burnt into my Phatnoise to que upon
> startup, yes.
>
> Wait for it...
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
>
> "PREPARE FOR LUDICROUS SPEED!"
>
> "Ludicrous Speed!?!?!???  Sir!  We've never gone that fast before - I
> don't know if the ship can take it!" <deletes Colonel Sanders reference>
>
> "Sir!  Shouldn't you buckle up!?!?"
>
> "AH, BUCKLE THIS!!!"
>
> Now... having said that, you then just want to always ensure perpetual
> avoidance of "No no no no, go past this part go past this part - in fact
> - NEVER PLAY THIS PART AGAIN" opportunities, heh heh.
>
> Don't laugh.  I just thought of this as I was posting, now that I've
> said it out loud I may just do this.  Hmmm.  Anyone got a sound bite
> they can find / send me???  HAhahahahaaa isssssssssssssssssssssssues.
> Blame Pasqualooney we watched it last weekend, the bastid.
>
> -Paul I KNEW IT I'm surrounded by Arseholes K.
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