[s-cars] Friday JNR (quotes hijack!)

[Duncan Thomson]

Gotta love the Monty Python...!



        Scene 7

  GOD:  Arthur!  Arthur, King of the Britons!  Oh, don't grovel!  If
      there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.
  ARTHUR:  Sorry--
  GOD:  And don't apologize.  Every time I try to talk to someone it's
      "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy".  What are you
      doing now!?
  ARTHUR:  I'm averting my eyes, oh Lord.
  GOD:  Well, don't.  It's like those miserable Psalms-- they're so
      depressing.  Now knock it off!
  ARTHUR:  Yes, Lord.
  GOD:  Right!  Arthur, King of the Britons -- your Knights of the Round
      Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.
  ARTHUR:  Good idea, oh Lord!
  GOD: 'Course it's a good idea!  Behold!  Arthur, this is the Holy
      Grail.  Look well, Arthur, for it is your sacred task to seek
      this Grail. That is your purpose, Arthur -- the Quest for the
      Holy Grail.
  ARTHUR:  A blessing!
  LAUNCELOT:  A blessing from the Lord!
  GALAHAD:  God be praised!


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On 22/08/2009 1:49 a.m., David Kase wrote:
> How about this one...
>
> "Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me
> that" and "I'm not worthy"..."
>