[V8] V8 Optionizing

[Curtis]

Lmao... NICE!!!!

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On Feb 18, 2009, at 7:48 AM, "Roger Woodbury"  
<rmwoodbury at roadrunner.com> wrote:

> Dr. Roger opens the door to his study.  It is comfortably lit with  
> warm
> white bulbs.  Candles are burning on the fireplace mantle letting  
> off a
> slight haze, and there are two large, comfortable easy chairs on  
> either side
> of the cozy fire.
>
> "Come in and sit down, Jeremy," Dr. Roger says.  "Make yourself  
> comfortable.
> Take a few deep breaths to organize your thoughts and then share your
> Audivacillations.  Sharing Audivacillations is the way to The Cure."
>
> Jeremy comes in and sits by the fireplace.  "I don't know where to  
> begin
> exactly, Dr. Roger.  I have a Cyclamen V8 which is the love of my  
> life.  But
> I bruised her nose...YES!  I DID IT! I DIDN'T STOP IN TIME AND I  
> BRUISED HER
> NOSE!"
>
> Dr. Roger nods, and says, "yes, yes, go on."
>
> "But Dr. Roger:  I didn't let the Evil Insurance Empire take her.   
> Oh, they
> WANTED to: but I fought them off and kept her.  She DESERVES to be  
> saved.
> She is sooo beautiful!"
>
> "I understand, Jeremy.  So what is the problem that has brought you  
> here to
> share today?"
>
> "Well, I saw this Ragusa V8.  It called to me.  I tried, Dr. Roger,  
> I TRIED
> to turn away, but the siren song of a Ragusa...have you ever heard  
> the siren
> song of a Ragusa?....(Dr. Roger shakes his head, "no".)...well, I just
> couldn't help myself, so I brought HER home with me.  And now, there  
> is
> another Audi who's song has come upon me.  I am thinking of her, and
> thinking of bringing her home.  And if I did, then I could fix up  
> Cyclamen's
> bruised nose and she would be good forever."
>
> "Yes, yes.  I see.  So a simple nose job makes Cyclamen whole  
> again.  I see.
> But to do this, probably Ragusa needs not to be there with her  
> song.  I see.
> But if Cyclamen were whole, the Audi Gods would extend forgiveness  
> for the
> error or your ways...."
>
> Jeremy nodded enthusiastically, "yes, yes!"
>
> "And you would have peace," concluded Dr. Roger.  And then he went on
> slowly:  "So, Jeremy, tell me.  If the Ragusa with 82,000 miles went  
> away so
> you could achieve peace with Cyclamen, what would it take. Now, you  
> told me
> in the pre-interview that she needed a timing belt, but what would  
> it take
> if she went away and someone else gave her a timing belt and you and
> Cyclamen could regain the path to wholeness.  Tell me everything."
>
> Jeremy took a deep breath.  "Those incense candles are very  
> powerful, Dr.
> Roger."
>
> "Oh, they're not insense.  Their Audinosense.  They're very special."
>
>
>
>
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