[V8] V8 Transmission dipstick

[Roger Woodbury]

No transmission dipstick is needed nor wanted.  It is part of the mystical
V8 experience.  Just place one hand on each of the cylinder heads, close
your eyes, and hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....and you will divine the correct oil
level in the engine.  Works best with the engine cold, but takes a bit
longer.

Now if you don't have the patience for or are unfamiliar with true
meditation, you can buy a dipstick for the car....

Roger