[V8] v8 5 speed "super car"

[John Bysinger]

Love the disclaimer!  Well done Mike!


On Mon, Aug 12, 2013 at 9:40 AM, Mike Arman <Armanmik at earthlink.net> wrote:

>
>
> See, see, told ya mine was a deal . . .
>
>
> His is nasty, mine is clean. His goes only 207 mph, mine is supersonic
> (yeah, yeah!). His is one of ten (ten what he doesn't say), mine is
> absolutely one of a kind, NO other car in the entire known universe has the
> same VIN as mine.
>
>
> Also, I found that threats don't seem to work ("it is going to the crusher
> unless someone buys it"), so evidently, the threat wasn't scary enough. I'm
> going to put these here boxes of kittens and puppies and butterflies and
> dolphins and unicorns into the car and THEN I'll send it to the crusher!"
> Mwahahaha!
>
>
> Further, mine shifts gears FOR you, so you don't have to work up a sweat
> constantly shoving in that heavy clutch and puzzling out just which of all
> those gears might possibly be the best to be in.
>
>
> No inquiries from Nigerian royalty, UK barristers whose names both start
> and end with vowels, I will not release the car to "your agent" carrying a
> bank check drawn on the First Comrades Glorious State Bank of the People's
> Republic of Ghastlystan nor will I remit "overages" by return wire
> transfer, no trades for recreational pharmaceuticals, "interesting"
> agricultural products, Kuwaiti or Iraqi Dinars (Saddam, Bremer, or new
> issue), I will not donate the car to any cult even if it offers me eternal
> salvation plus x virgins, you may not take the car for a five year test
> drive to decide if you really like it or not, you may not take the car
> subject to the approval of your wife/gf/bf/mother/lawyer/some random
> stranger, I will not finance the car at a dollar down and a dollar a month
> if you happen think of it, I will not trade for the rusty 125cc Gilera in
> your back shed which hasn't run in 35 years but is an antique and a classic
> and they don't make them any more (there is a *reason* they don't make them
> anymore . . . ), this list is not exclusive or exhaustive and I absolutely
> reserve the right to reject any deal which in my sole judgment is
> unsatisfactory to me.
>
> I do need a Garmin SL40 Comm radio, yellow tagged, with the tray, and I
> would consider trades for quality legal firearms. The easiest way is to
> bring me $1,750 (or very close to it), and we'll make a mutually
> satisfactory deal.
>
> Otherwise, the unicorn gets it - kapeesh?
>
> Best Regards,
>
> Mike Arman
> 90V8Q
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