[V8] v8 5 speed "super car"

[Mike Arman]

See, see, told ya mine was a deal . . .


His is nasty, mine is clean. His goes only 207 mph, mine is supersonic (yeah, yeah!). His is one of 
ten (ten what he doesn't say), mine is absolutely one of a kind, NO other car in the entire known 
universe has the same VIN as mine.


Also, I found that threats don't seem to work ("it is going to the crusher unless someone buys it"), 
so evidently, the threat wasn't scary enough. I'm going to put these here boxes of kittens and 
puppies and butterflies and dolphins and unicorns into the car and THEN I'll send it to the 
crusher!" Mwahahaha!


Further, mine shifts gears FOR you, so you don't have to work up a sweat constantly shoving in that 
heavy clutch and puzzling out just which of all those gears might possibly be the best to be in.


No inquiries from Nigerian royalty, UK barristers whose names both start and end with vowels, I will 
not release the car to "your agent" carrying a bank check drawn on the First Comrades Glorious State 
Bank of the People's Republic of Ghastlystan nor will I remit "overages" by return wire transfer, no 
trades for recreational pharmaceuticals, "interesting" agricultural products, Kuwaiti or Iraqi 
Dinars (Saddam, Bremer, or new issue), I will not donate the car to any cult even if it offers me 
eternal salvation plus x virgins, you may not take the car for a five year test drive to decide if 
you really like it or not, you may not take the car subject to the approval of your 
wife/gf/bf/mother/lawyer/some random stranger, I will not finance the car at a dollar down and a 
dollar a month if you happen think of it, I will not trade for the rusty 125cc Gilera in your back 
shed which hasn't run in 35 years but is an antique and a classic and they don't make them any more 
(there is a *reason* they don't make them anymore . . . ), this list is not exclusive or exhaustive 
and I absolutely reserve the right to reject any deal which in my sole judgment is unsatisfactory to me.

I do need a Garmin SL40 Comm radio, yellow tagged, with the tray, and I would consider trades for 
quality legal firearms. The easiest way is to bring me $1,750 (or very close to it), and we'll make 
a mutually satisfactory deal.

Otherwise, the unicorn gets it - kapeesh?

Best Regards,

Mike Arman
90V8Q