[Vwdiesel] Volks Wagens for beginners -----( mostly for Amerikans and kids )

[H . Hagar.]

Hagar is 73 so I was there when a lot of this madness started.   ---- enter the FORD-model
T ? EH ?   -----keep reading-.

Val Christians daughter and Chuck Carnohans two sons ---gives me the reason for writing
on.-----inspiring the NEW generation to correct the mistakes of MY generation ---wow ---I
never dreamed I would ever write like this ---EH ?.
But to start --I LOVE BUGS and Rabbits and detest VW Phaeton --it violates the very spirit
of a VOLKS WAGEN --EH?
Vals daughter said swinging the wrench was boring ?   ----ok ok    she needs some reason
and inspiration----BUT where to find ? EH?----What better place to start than RIGHT HERE ?

Yesterday (Sunday)   I am heading south on 101 to visit the two crazy sisters ---on the
way I pull in to an ESSO station to put a bit more pressure in front tires ---While I am
pumping--- this gorgeous  young girl comes up and talks to me----I did not see that nice
VW Cabriolet  (RED)  that she had parked on the other side of the station. She said I know
where you live ---you live at that place with all the VW's in the driveway----I am in like
flint ---she needs me ? EH ? you bet your sweet ass.----WHY ?   she was ripped off in this
place ----Water on the fusepanel ----? --I warn you DO NOT GET WATER ON PANEL.
700 dollars it cost her.It is a gasser --BUT I will still help her.
Back to Vals daughter  ---ENTHUSIASM have a way of being contagious like laughter and
crying ? EH ?.
And when a 73 year old geezer is all hep on Rabbit Diesels ?  ---there has to be a reason
? EH ?   and there is.-----READ MY LIPS.

So to Ms. Christian I say this :   Start with the biography of Rudolf Diesel and Hitler.
and kick your dads ass to get you The BOOK ---by Bosch. ---Hitler is the most interesting
reading --IMHO.
Now remember I was ready to strangle the bastard in 1945 (may) ---BUT that prevents me
from appreciating German technology ? ---NO WAY.    If Hitler had composed a super piece
of music ? would it be on my HI-FI ?   bet your sweet ass.
Sometimes as a joke I say VW ? that is  V3.
And Ms.Christian get your OWN handle in here in this forum.  ---When the boys BOYS see you
wearing a T shirt with a VW Diesel on it ----they soon start to notice you ---bet your
sweet ass.

OH by the way the visit to the two sisters ? ---was a gas.   Yeah I am in LOVE with the
single one.

Did Bunny Bondo perform ?  ---FLAWLESSLY.---no shit.-What a girl.and is she smooooooth or
what ?
Ms.Christian --read about Sandy Cameron's favorite run about ---just think --YOU can do
the same.

Hagar.

PS :   Is 73 significant to us HAMS ?  .----sure is.