[Vwdiesel] German design
H . Hagar.
h_hagar at prcn.org
Sat May 7 14:28:35 EDT 2005
Ask me! (and Hagar)
Sandy
Hagar zes yes Sandy I second that motion.
It takes a little DEEP thought to really apreciate the GENIOUS design of the VW Rabbit Diesels.
It all started out with a scumbag Genious by the name Adolf --the Fuehrer was scribling a design (Beetle)
on a placemat in the Brauhous Kellar ----he was going to show that HE the greatest mind of all
time ---could do better than Henry the retard.-----actually the Germans and Adolf admired American
know how ----and do how. (at that time).
I shall point out but one case of a superb design. ----All my (4) Rabbits have the exhaust
system with the TWO spring clips. I would --if I could give the designer of that system
a NOBEL prize for design perfection.
I never had to use any special tools of any kind ----I take my pipes off every year and cleen them
Rubber hangers ? genious ? Spring clips ? Genious ?. I am 73 and have done
countless battles with SHITTY designed systems. ------so this is EXPERIENCE
talking.
With my bare delicate hands (maggot white) I remove or install those two clips --likkety
split -----NO TOOLS NEEDED.-----Period-----ask Gavrik.
If Bentley and Haynes and what not say use special tool ----how did I find out
how easy it really was ? ----well I did NOT have any books at the time.
I agree with Sandy Cameron that the Rabbits are a pile of shit ---electrically and
all kinds of other things . BUT remember it is a Wal-Mart type car.-------and if you
ever ---like Sandy ,and Val and Hagar and Loren ,and Roger ,and Gary Bangs , and
Doyt and Chuckie and Scott and James and shit I never been in such GOOD
company before. ---like I said if you ever learn how to handle those problems ?
Man oh Man you will really appreciate this little JEWEL.
I could drive ANYTHING ---as far as getting one ----BUT this is what I want.
Gavrik got it by the ass -----BUT I wish Shalyn ----would catch on. ----Lobster MIKE ? ah he
will make it and so will the Shawnigan Lake kid ( nice lake let me tell you guys)------
yeah Shawn will make it.
I live on what is called the Sunshine Coast Highway ? ----SUN ? bullshit. BUT
this year ? yes indeed sunny days ---one after the other.
Hagar.
PS : by the way Chuck Carnohan is my Litarary guardian ---so direct you complant about my
ENGLISH or American to him. And Doyt Echelberger is my Tutor so if my Physics is
wrong ----He will correct it. ------What would Einstein drive ? ----its relative.
Remember if you want to do Rabbits ? ----Physics ,Chemistry,and Magic ----?????.yes.
And do I pray ? absolutely ---but only for something REALLY important.
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