[Vwdiesel] German design

H . Hagar. h_hagar at prcn.org
Sat May 7 14:28:35 EDT 2005


Ask me! (and Hagar)

Sandy

Hagar zes yes Sandy I second that motion.

It takes a little DEEP thought to really apreciate the GENIOUS design of the VW Rabbit Diesels.

It all started out with a scumbag Genious by the name Adolf   --the Fuehrer was scribling a design (Beetle)
on a placemat in the Brauhous Kellar   ----he was going to show that HE the greatest mind of all
time ---could do better than Henry the retard.-----actually the Germans and Adolf admired American
know how  ----and do how. (at that time).

I shall point out but one case of a superb design.  ----All my (4) Rabbits have the exhaust
system with the TWO spring clips.    I would --if I could give the designer of that system
a NOBEL prize for design perfection.
I never had to use any special tools of any kind ----I take my pipes off every year and cleen them

Rubber hangers ?    genious ?   Spring clips ? Genious ?.        I am 73    and have done
countless battles with SHITTY designed systems. ------so this is EXPERIENCE
talking.

With my bare delicate hands (maggot white) I remove or install those two clips --likkety
split -----NO TOOLS NEEDED.-----Period-----ask Gavrik.

If Bentley and  Haynes and what not say use special tool ----how did I find out
how easy it really was ? ----well I did NOT have any books at the time.

I agree with Sandy Cameron that the Rabbits are a pile of shit ---electrically  and
all kinds of other things . BUT remember it is a Wal-Mart type car.-------and if you
ever ---like Sandy ,and Val and Hagar and Loren ,and Roger ,and Gary Bangs , and
Doyt and Chuckie and Scott and James and shit I never been in such GOOD 
company before.   ---like I said if you ever learn how to handle those problems ?
Man oh Man you will really appreciate this little JEWEL.

I could drive ANYTHING  ---as far as getting one ----BUT this is what I want.

Gavrik got it by the ass -----BUT I wish Shalyn  ----would catch on. ----Lobster MIKE ?   ah he
will make it and so will   the Shawnigan Lake kid  ( nice lake let me tell you guys)------
yeah Shawn will make it.

I live on what is called the Sunshine Coast Highway ? ----SUN ? bullshit.     BUT
this year ? yes indeed sunny days  ---one after the other.

Hagar.

PS :  by the way Chuck Carnohan is my Litarary guardian ---so direct you complant about my
ENGLISH or American to him. And Doyt Echelberger is my Tutor so if my Physics is
wrong ----He will correct it.   ------What would Einstein drive ?    ----its relative.
Remember if you want to do Rabbits ?  ----Physics ,Chemistry,and Magic ----?????.yes.
And do I pray ?   absolutely ---but only for something REALLY important.


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