[Vwdiesel] Rabbit droppings # 157 ---- ( reading ALL threads ? --lot of reading now ).

[H . Hagar.]

Today is ---May   16 - 2005 ----and whooopy I am still kicking.  (but in lots of pain).

I bragged for a long time ---that I   Hagar reads every thread by everybody  NO MATTER HOW  STUPID.

But it is getting more difficult    ----oil at about 50 dollars US   --   uhhhh them Rabbits in your back yard 
are getting better looking as time goes by ----EH ?.

I like to heap praise on LOREN    ---- lets face it  . This place without him ?   ---shit it would be
like a flat BEER.

So this FORUM is getting -------very , very popular ----EH ?.          I suggested to the owner long time
ago that he make LOREN   the moderator.   ---BUT    he never gave me an answer.    Hell
I even offered to do it for a year -----still no answer.  -----The good news is that the FORUM
seems to work super duper without a moderator.--------    so you are     OT    ?    ---hells bells   so far
that has worked like crazy ---WHY ?   because we all like other things as well---EH ?
We are   HAMS   and   FLYBOYS   and  Sailors  and    Inventors ---- and LOVERS.

I still piss myself laughing about the young whippersnapper   that came in here explaining  that
his   BLIND date --said she expected him to have a REAL CAR.

I had the BLIND date of all time ----   ROSE-MARY ---and boy was she fat. ---FAT.

But NO shit she was the --------------QUEEN the FUN   the ---well she made the party   ----what
a bundle of fun ----  maybe that is to this day I like FAT woman.and Skinny woman.

OR is it WOMAN period ? --EH.

In signing off  ---let me say that I drove  "Bunny Bondo"   yesterday   and she is a testament to a
perfect combination of German and American design.  ---AT ITS BEST .

1984  Rabbit turbo  1.6 L    American Turbo (Garrett)   --American Alternator (Motorola).
Never been overhauled or rebuildt  ---just rings and big end bearings   -----   78 miles on a
gallon imp and a real performer ---if that does not impress you --WHAT DOES ?.

Miles you say ?   -----pushing 300 000 Km. ------------- and what did she cost me   ?

500  dollars Canadian to get. ----Then a new battery say 100 $   and brake parts 170 $    

If you like to see a picture ?  --of my sweethart. Beg Shawn Wright   in  BC. to post it.

Got her   05 Mar 2003     at 251827.7   Km on clock.   ----after I fixed things  to this date
not a SINGLE thing has gone wrong.  -----Turbo cleaned itself ---running it LEAN at
high power settings  ---it now HOWL downtown   ---could hardly get it spinning at full power
when I got it.   ------For sure it was garbage ? right -EH ? ------not so fast.  Mr. McGeer (BC joke)

I love " Bunny Bondo "    ---sour grapes ?   ---NOT at all I have the Finest bestest Diesel car of 
ALL time right here and parked.    GM  Royal Braugham  V8  5,7 L   with all the bells and Veasels.
AND a superb sound system. ----Nothing but NOTHING compared  --the day that baby was
available.----blistering performance --SUPER quiet ---good handling ---interior LUXURY---
AH them seats   ---the crazy lady Lenore and I was going to perform in the generous back
seat  --EH    get the drift ? ----The Olds performed and Lenora performed ----BUT   Hagar
flopped ----ah well. ---ALL good things have to come to an end.

Hagar .       (the incorrigible)