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Re: Audi God's



 {erolflyn@interaccess.com} offers up the following at the  
 altar of Audidom:

 Er> So let me ask you folk this...

 Er> Does the initial purchase price of my Audi count in the
 Er> eyes of the God's as a substantial offering, or is that
 Er> just considered 'converting to the faith?'

     Yes, but that's like the "free" first drink you get
     at some clubs for paying an admission fee.  Once
     the warrantee is up (first drink), the table dances
     and the long island teas are CASH ONLY. 

     But you have to admit...very few give you the 
     same satisfaction/sacrifice ratio.

     I think it was Ernest Hemmingway who said, "Duck
     hunting is worth whatever you have to pay for it."
     If he had owned an Audi...I think he would have
     substituted "Quattro" for "Duck hunting".

     BCNU.

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