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Re: Ye shall be known by your driving...



Hairy green toads from Mars made AUDIDUDI@delphi.com say:

> This morning, while driving on US 60 through the V.L.A. (Very Large Array of
> radio telescopes ... kind of neat to look at) in Magdalena, NM, I decided it
> was finally time to see just how fast my "new" 200tq would run: after just a
> few miles with my foot on the floor, I spotted a black car on the horizon so
> I backed off at "just" 122mph ... turned out that it wasn't a police car but
> better safe than sorry under the circumstances, eh?  ["No, sir, I don't know
> how fast I was going but I thought for sure that *you* would..."  ;^)  ]

Well, that line may work, but I can tell you one that doesn't:

	"No, sir, I don't know how fast I was going.
	 My speedometer only reads up to 85."

NY Northway, about 1AM, 93 mph, $65 (in 1981 dollars) :-(

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