Mean old Audi Gods!

["John \"Magnus\" Altinger" <altinger@max-net.com>]

The Audi Gods are cruel at times.
 
Today I was replacing my fuel filter on my '84 5000S. You know the bolt 
is on there TIGHT when it takes two people to get it off. (One holding 
the wrench, and the other twisting the fuel filter) Now I have a lovely 
kink in the fuel line.... not bad... but its there. FUCK!

Then of course I drop the new washer into the engine compartment... and 
only the Audi Gods who flicked it from my hand know where it is. So I'm 
doomed to using the old one. 
 
After its all put together, I fire up the car to check for leaks. I could 
swear I heard the Audi Gods sneak behind the bushes after I saw three 
thin fuel streams spewing away. 
 
Ah, the story goes on, but I'm pissed off. :) Suffice it to say, it took 
me THREE hours to change a fuel filter successfully. 
 
(Shaking fist angrily at the sky) CURSE YOU AUDI GODS!! 
 
Now watch the car blow up, as I'm about to leave to get some Pentosin 
from Audi.