A Dog's Life

[Stephen Williams <mannlaw@indy.net>]

	Here is a story for the books.

	Driving on I-70 today [great State of Indiana] doing everthing wrong.

	Trying to eat a Cheeseburger, goin 'bout 80, listening to the 
news, thinking about work.  Hmmmm.  Got the picture?

	Anyway, I see a truck pulled way off in the grass--beyond the 
shoulder of the road. Next thing I know, a Great Dane, get that, a GREAT 
Big M'f'n Dane lopes out in front of the car.  After I determined that no 
this was no Timothy Leary think-back, the dog [horse] has pivoted, and 
jumped, back toward the shoulder.  I swerve to keep him from sitting 
beside me in the car, look in the rear view and a Vega is doin this 
mindbinding rally-type 4 wheel drift through the median behind me--sorry 
dude.  He saves it and we continue on [yeah, he is flipping me off for 
the next 5 miles].  Wow!  Audi content?  STEADIRIC's suspension works 
great when you are one handing it to keep from making dog pudding.  BTW, 
The dog was alive when I last saw it.

	Just another day on the road.

	Bruce