Re: A Dog's Life

[Psycho Bob <honge@creighton.edu>]

> Big M'f'n Dane lopes out in front of the car.  After I determined that no 
> this was no Timothy Leary think-back, the dog [horse] has pivoted, and 
> jumped, back toward the shoulder.  I swerve to keep him from sitting 

Well, you did better than I. I tried to swerve away from a chipmunk (or
are they called squirrels? Anyway...) on a 2-lane back-road but nailed it
instead. Saw the thing's tail twitching in the air in my back-view
mirror...

> beside me in the car, look in the rear view and a Vega is doin this 
> mindbinding rally-type 4 wheel drift through the median behind me--sorry 
> dude.  He saves it and we continue on [yeah, he is flipping me off for 
> the next 5 miles].  Wow!  Audi content?  STEADIRIC's suspension works 

Some dudes tailgate too much (don't know this Vega dude with you, though).
One day I was coming home. Rush hour, and people are driving bumper to
bumper. I was not paying attention to the road (has anyone noticed those
audio tapes have tendencies to dissapear in the seams between the chair
and the center console thingie?) and slams the break when I noticed that
the front traffic was dead stopped.

I saved, so did the Bronco dude behind me -- although it was kinda scary
to see him wandering left and right due to heavy breaking through the
rear-view mirror. The dude behind the Bronco also saved, but apparently
not the traffic after it. I heard a loud screech and some crunching noise
-- and sure enough, I saw (through the rear-view) some car's front gets
munched up.

I suppose I was the cause of the accident, but I'm mum about it.

Hmmm? What do you mean Audi content? Oh... uh, I saw an early coupe (not
q) today. Orangish, more like faded red if you ask me.

Oh, yeah, for people who asked me what kinda S6 was on my local Audi
dealer, it wasn't no late model S6 -- it was revealed as a S4. Sorry to
get you people's hope high... It's British racing green with Eeew (Ecru?)
interior. No sticker anywhere to be seen, but still wearin' dealer's
license plate.

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