Re: Audi Widow(er)s

[BJohn77777@aol.com]

Portia,

In a message dated 96-06-22 00:19:46 EDT, you write:

<<  

 In "Neanderthal's" defense, he has taken very good care of our family since
I
 was put on bedrest.  Having said that, let me tell the following tale:
 The red Audi (his) has Fuchs wheels.  The gray (mine) does not.  As soon as
 the gray car's wheel bearing was fixed, the red car developed an exhaust
 leak.  So my Audi fanatic TRANSFERRED THE FUCHS WHEELS FROM THE RED CAR TO
 THE GRAY CAR FOR THE FEW WEEKS THE RED CAR WON'T BE OPERATIONAL.  What do
 you think, normal or twisted? Vote early and vote often.
 Thank you for listening.
 
 Portia Loeks  
 >>

1. Normal = Cannot allow expensive tires to flat spot from sitting
2. Normal = Gotta look cool at all times
3. Normal = Save the spouses tires from excess wear & tear
4. Normal = For safety of spouse, ensure all suspension functions will
perform at maximum levels by testing for the next few weeks. (Need sticky
tires, right?)
5. Normal = Remove excess combustion chamber carbon from engine
6. Normal = Give red car extra ground clearance so he may better crawl under
it to give offerings to the Audi Exhaust gods.   
7. Normal =  Sure does look after his spouse alright!  ;^)  Good work, Mike!

Seven normal votes from me...

Wishing you improved health...


Bruce Johnson
85 4Kcsq
Olympia, WA