Re: Audi Widow(er)s

[Robert Houk - SMCC Bos Desktop Hardware <rdh@UrQ.East.Sun.COM>]

   Twisted, but that assumes that the people on this list act and think
   rationally as defined by the majority of the population... In other
   words: I think it's perfectly rational.

   >Portia Loeks again.  I had never before considered getting an Audi
   >tattoo
   >(sp?), but, in keeping with the Audi chassis, I can only think of three
   >places for one: my forehead, chest, or rear end.  Mike refuses to
   >express a
   >preference.  In 
   >"Neanderthal's" defense, he has taken very good care of our family
   >since I
   >was put on bedrest.  Having said that, let me tell the following tale:
   >The red Audi (his) has Fuchs wheels.  The gray (mine) does not.  As
   >soon as
   >the gray car's wheel bearing was fixed, the red car developed an
   >exhaust
   >leak.  So my Audi fanatic TRANSFERRED THE FUCHS WHEELS FROM THE RED CAR
   >TO
   >THE GRAY CAR FOR THE FEW WEEKS THE RED CAR WON'T BE OPERATIONAL.  What
   >do
   >you think, normal or twisted? Vote early and vote often.
   >Thank you for listening.

Let's see, how to put this . . . Okay . . .

"It's entirely commensurate with [being part of] the lunatic fringe."

Who, me? Um . . . nolo contendre! (But, as I always say: "Anything worth
doing is worth doing to excess!")

					-RDH