A classic Flame (warning: NO Audi content)

[SOP8920@Siena.edu]

Audians, 
         With all the recent hoopla about what is and what is not appropriate
for discussion/posting on the Quattro List, I thought that this recent e-mail I
received would be humorous. I apologize for the (extremely) non-audi content,
but this was too humorous to not share. So.. without further delay (and wasted
bandwith) here is the "Classic Flame" not to post to the group, but rather to
send via private e-mail:


"Because, among the people who read this newsgroup, you are granted the
same respect as would be granted, say, your average root fungus. Not only
are your language skills highly suspect, not only do you refuse to answer
the most basic of questions about your qualifications and/or background,
not only are you posting from AOL, you are annoying, your information is
often wrong or unsubstantiated, and you have this air of blithe idiocy
that makes people with more than eight operating neurons want to put you
in a small envelope and mail you back and forth between people in
Washington, D.C. until the Post Office finally sticks you in some pile of
undelivered mail, where you would then remain until the weight of
accumulating mail compresses you into a small lump of peat, at which
point you would be ground into mulch and spread over someone's garden,
thus gaining in death what you failed to obtain in life; a useful purpose
on this planet.

    	Have a nice day.

	Rob"

Hope you enjoyed it!! 
              Now, if you are gonna flame me.. don't do it on the list!!
:)

                               -Osman Parvez
                                89 200q
                                Siena College
                                Albany NY