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L. A. Auto Show



 > BMWs are classified in the same arena of crass vain behavior as 
 > most '80s fads such as gold chains
 
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
 
The porcupine has the pricks on the <outside>.
 
What do a BMW and a hemorrhoid have in common?
 
Sooner or later every ***hole gets one!
 
--Andrew Buc, Seattle, WA; Internet: 72220.443@compuserve.com