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[Andrew Duane USG/PE <duane@zk3.dec.com>]

> The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
> 
> If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
> 
> Money can't buy happiness.  But it sure makes misery easier to live with.
> 
> Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.
> 
> Psychiatrists say that 1 out of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3  
>  friends.  If they're OK ...
> 
> It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
> 
> Always remember to pillage before you burn.
> 
> The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody  
>  appreciates how difficult it was.
> 
> It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a  
>  warning to others.
> 
> The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the  
>  average man can see better than he can think.
> 
> Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy to  
>  criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid, too.
> 
> A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel  
>  happy to be on your way.
> 
> Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
> 
> Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you  
>  left them to where you can't find them.
> 
> Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not 
>   be evenly distributed.

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Andrew L. Duane (JOT-7)			duane@zk3.dec.com
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