Re: Ultimate Parking Story

[Allan Jones <ampj@tiac.net>]

Jonathan Monetti wrote:
> 
> Ahh, George,
> 
> You've sighted one of the all-too-common creatures inhabiting NW DC!  The Yellow
> Breasted Spoiled Brat.  Usually decked out in a late model Bimmer, VW Cabrio, or,
> sometimes, when Daddy Brat is verrry rich, a Ferarri or big MB.  Yes, the brat is
> often sighted in that parking lot and can be spotted by nicotine stains on his
> fingers, an Armani suit (well, Psych 101 is a very high profile class, after all), and
> rheumy eyes from too much Cocaine and trying to peer down the nose.
> 
> My four years attending AU and several working nearby have made me extremely
> prejudicial to that sub-species.  Even today, as far out in the wilderness as Chevy
> Chase, I spot the little devils from time to time.  Cutting them off (safely of
> course!) is one of life's little pleasures, for though they may *have* beautiful cars,
> they infrequently know how to *drive* them.



		Same situation up here(prolly most every other major city as well) in
Boston(B.C./B.U./etc.). I always take solice in the fact that they are
NEVER driving Audi's, which means that even though they may drive nice
cars, they don't actually know about, or have "our" taste in, cars.
Which is great because it saves Audi's collective face!
					Allan