Re: Ultimate Parking Story

[jmonetti@us.net (Jonathan Monetti)]

Ahh, George, 

You've sighted one of the all-too-common creatures inhabiting NW DC!  The Yellow 
Breasted Spoiled Brat.  Usually decked out in a late model Bimmer, VW Cabrio, or, 
sometimes, when Daddy Brat is verrry rich, a Ferarri or big MB.  Yes, the brat is 
often sighted in that parking lot and can be spotted by nicotine stains on his 
fingers, an Armani suit (well, Psych 101 is a very high profile class, after all), and 
rheumy eyes from too much Cocaine and trying to peer down the nose.  

My four years attending AU and several working nearby have made me extremely 
prejudicial to that sub-species.  Even today, as far out in the wilderness as Chevy 
Chase, I spot the little devils from time to time.  Cutting them off (safely of 
course!) is one of life's little pleasures, for though they may *have* beautiful cars, 
they infrequently know how to *drive* them.  

Next time, I recommend you ram the summbitch's car, and let Social Darwinism take care 
of him. 

Jonathan Monetti
86 Coupe GT