Cats!!!!!!!!

[Paul_Royal@idx.com]

>>>Exploding Cats

>>>>I am talking about real cats.  How do you keep these beasts away from =
your car?  Aside from >>>>>shooting or blowing them up, how do you get rid
of = them?

How about el-stinko stuff they sell in pet stores?

Here's a thought...if your city or town has a leash law..call the pound...
or place a Hav-a-hart trap next to the car with an open can of tuna.
  Then deliver the cat to some woods far, far away...we do this with red
squirrels in NH.......when the 30-06 isn't handy.

  Tip: when firing a 30-06 near your Audi, careful not to chip the paint
with flying debris.

   Personnally, I just save up cats that I've found on my car and chuck
them into the maw of my neighbor's outdoor pottery kiln when she
     fires it up.... All cats turn a brilliant white and orange at these
temperatures

   Tip: wear a welding mask to watch the action.

   Advanced techniques:  place an open can of tuna down within the belts of
your Audi.
               wait half hour....start...drive....wash engine

   Tip: if this is the fat cat of Andrew Duane...there is nothing you can
do...it doesn't care.

   "If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"

          Up Mine,
               Paul  "man it's been a long week"  Royal