Re: Exploding Cats

["Shaun D. Mullen" <smullen@philly.infi.net>]

Phil Payne wrote:
> In message <m0vxwEz-000DLEC@mailhost.ecn.ou.edu> Achille Riviello writes:
> > Good luck to the original poster with the problem.  It is really aggravating.
> Do I remember correctly - that one lister in the past had a problem with wild
> turkeys pecking at their reflections?
> And didn't someone recommend getting a cat ..?

Won't work.  Would have to be an awfully large cat to go after the likes
of a turkey, wild or domestic.  Had a similar "problem" with our
peacocks.  And yes, those darned barn cats love nothing more than the
hood and roof of my black quattro wagon.  No farm dog in its right mind
would condescend to chase a cat just because it has a fondness for
Audis.  Ya see, there is this symbiotic relationship between the animals
in most settings.  The automobile is clearly the interloper whether
muddy cat paws, lifted dog leg or bird sh*it.  Beyond a
pain-in-the-keister car cover, it would seem the original poster has one
of two solutions: pave his driveway or move.

-- Old McDonald