Jonathan Monetti's Rant

[Charles Schwartz <cschwart@stern.nyu.edu>]

Just to inform the list of the hate mail that was sent to me by Jonathan
Monetti.

At 03:27 PM 3/17/97 -0500, Jonathan Monetti wrote:
>OK Schwartz, Schwantz, whatever the hell you are. Start
>with me, what are you, stupid?  You don't even know me and have no idea
>what I'll do to shame you. I guarantee you haven't met up with anyone
>like me since the kids in high school teased you for being such a
>complete dork (that is why you try to be so condescending now, isn't it? 
>Doesn't work very well anymore, does it?). 
>
>I AM NOW YELLING AT YOU, SENOR MORON: YOU APPARENTLY DIDN"T READ MY
>FUCKING EMAIL.  SO, FOR THE SLOWER PEOPLE IN THE GROUP:  I SAID I DO
>*NOT* NECESSARILY DISAGREE WITH YOUR POINT, BUT, HEY, HOW ABOUT TONING IT 
>DOWN A LITTLE, OH YE WITH A LITTLE ATTITUDE PROBLEM?
>
>BUT YOU APPARENTLY MISSED THAT.  AWWW, WHAT'S WRONG LITTLE CHARLIE, NOBODY'S
>ALLOWED TO PUT *YOU* ON THE SPOT?  WHO'S CRYING NOW?  
>
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! RICKY!  SOMEBODY DIDN'T LIKE MY CONDESCENDING ATTITUDE!
>IT DOESN'T WORK IN PRINT, NO ONE CAN HEAR ME TALK DOWN TO THEM! <sniff,
>sniff, blubber, blubber> 
>
>READ IT AGAIN AND DON'T WASTE MY FUCKING TIME, YOU TURD IN THE PUNCHBOWL 
>(AND A LAWYER TOO, I BET.  THOUGH, THAT IS REDUNDANT...OR, MAYBE...
>YOU'RE JUST A FRUSTRATED BLEEDER WHO WOULD LIKE TO SUE *EVERYBODY*?)
>
>Ok buttbrain, I spent exactly four minutes in this pissing contest, 
>and I'm completely over you & your blip on the screen, and that's
>the last time I want to waste on you.  There are a lot of bright, friendly
>*well-informed and well-adjusted* people on this list like Allan,
>Fletcher, Meron, Fluhr, Dan, et al whose mail I regularly enjoy. So stay
>out of the way, 'cause you're not adding a god damned thing except
>half-assed comments and a distinct fecal odor!
>
>Stay away, Litigation Boy!
>
>Jonathan Monetti
>

I'm not afraid of you.  You are just another crazy wacko out there who will
probably turn into a serial killer someday - if you are not already.