porsches

[fred smith <smitty@mhv.net>]

wino waking down a street in an up scale neighborhood.see's a matronly 
woman on her front lawn tending her flowers. "madam could you spare five 
dollars  for a poor soul"? she say's "young man you should be ashamed 
begging like that". i have a few chores you might do for me and i would 
be happy to give you a meal and $20.00 after you finish.he agrees. she 
tells him there is a bucket of green paint in the shed and she would like 
him to paint the porch. two hours later he appears at the front door and 
say's he's finished.she feeds him and gives him his 20 bucks.he says 
thanks and by the way that wasn't a porsche it is a bently.