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Re: porsches



In a message dated 97-04-30 06:16:23 EDT, you write:

<< wino waking down a street in an up scale neighborhood.see's a matronly 
 woman on her front lawn tending her flowers. "madam could you spare five 
 dollars  for a poor soul"? she say's "young man you should be ashamed 
 begging like that". i have a few chores you might do for me and i would 
 be happy to give you a meal and $20.00 after you finish.he agrees. she 
 tells him there is a bucket of green paint in the shed and she would like 
 him to paint the porch. two hours later he appears at the front door and 
 say's he's finished.she feeds him and gives him his 20 bucks.he says 
 thanks and by the way that wasn't a porsche it is a bently. >>


Hey!  We have a Bentley!  Not Funny!

Kwattro