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Re: WARNING to A4 owners
Phil Payne wrote:
>
> In message <9706121824.AA18440@aztek.com> DeWitt Harrison writes:
>>DO NOT hit a deer head on. You will seriously regret it when the body shopbill comes in. From experience, ask if you must.
> Better to kick them in the behind. BTW, how much to fix a deer? :^)
> If you hit one in Germany, a h@ll of a lot of money.
> If you report wild animal damage (wild pigs or deer) the authorities will want
> to see the animal. If it's still under the car, fine. If, however, it escaped into the forest - _OH_ _BOY_!!!
> The entire local forester organisation will be called out to find and, if appropriate, treat or kill the animal. And - guess who pays?
>
> Phil Payne
> phil@sievers.com
> Committee Member, UK Audi [ur-]quattro Owners Club
Hmmmm
This brings up visions of a crumpled Audi locking up its brakes,
backing up and entering the forest to finish off some wounded Bambi
while spewing pink antifreeze.....
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Patrick James
jamesp@sk.sympatico.ca
"Education can not be substituted for intelligence"