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Re: WARNING to A4 owners



Phil Payne wrote:
> 
> In message <9706121824.AA18440@aztek.com> DeWitt Harrison writes:
>>DO NOT hit a deer head on.  You will seriously regret it when the body shopbill comes in.  From experience, ask if you must.
> Better to kick them in the behind. BTW, how much to fix a deer?  :^)
> If you hit one in Germany, a h@ll of a lot of money.
> If you report wild animal damage (wild pigs or deer) the authorities will want
> to see the animal.  If it's still under the car, fine.  If, however, it escaped into the forest - _OH_ _BOY_!!!
>  The entire local forester organisation will be called out to find and, if appropriate, treat or kill the animal.  And - guess who pays?
> 
>  Phil Payne
>  phil@sievers.com
>  Committee Member, UK Audi [ur-]quattro Owners Club

Hmmmm

     This brings up visions of a crumpled Audi locking up its brakes,
backing up and entering the forest to finish off some wounded Bambi
while spewing pink antifreeze..... 

-- 
 Patrick James
 jamesp@sk.sympatico.ca
 "Education can not be substituted for intelligence"