non audi <alcohol>

[Mark Zvolanek <mzvolane@sydney.ipex.com.au>]

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when   
the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back  that   
are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,   
because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving   
by the regular culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the   
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off   
brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells   
first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker   
brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient   
machine.

Sorry for wasted BW.
MarkZ