Fwd: FW: WORST things to say to a police officer

[Slprywheel@aol.com]

I found some of these pretty funny
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From:	JAMES.SIMKINS@co.mo.md.us (JAMES SIMKINS)
To:	slprywheel@aol.com
Date: 97-10-15 09:38:40 EDT

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  -> DPWT-DIR.CHAITJ            JEAN E. CHAIT
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A few
important pointers.  Chim Chim, this might have
helped...

-JAS

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Subject: FW: WORST things to say
to a police officer
Author:  JULIE WERBEL at DFIGOVMAIL
Date:    10/10/97
10:49 AM


The ABSOLUTE WORST things to say to a police
officer:
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I can't reach my license unless you hold my
beer.

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged
in.

Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

Hey, you must've been
doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!

I thought you had to be
in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.

I was going
to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

Bad cop! No
donut!

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

Gee, that gut sure
doesn't inspire confidence.

Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops
?

I pay your salary!

So, uh, you on the take, or what?

Gee, Officer!
That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!

Do you
know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

I was trying to
keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car
around-that's how
far ahead of me they are.

What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're
the trained specialist.

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of
crack, my gun fell off
my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the
gas pedal, forcing me
to speed out of control.

Hey, is that a 9 mm?
That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.

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