wasted BW but funny?

[J Kurt Bonk <KaBonk@mindspring.com>]

THE PERFECT COUPLE . . . 
 
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect
courtship, 
they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. 
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a 
winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress.
Being 
the perfect couple, they stopped to help. 
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to 
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
loaded 
Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along 
delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated
and 
the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. 
Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor? 


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The perfect woman. 
Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and no such thing as a perfect
man. 

========= But wait, There is... A Male's Response  ========= 
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman
must 
have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. 
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