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Nice bump...
On the back of my head...instructions on how to get yours:
Tools necessary: Car, floor jack, adjustable wrench, empty head
Jack up right front corner of car
Remove wheel
Put wrench on rear upper retaining bolt of brake caliper to prepare for
loosening
Prepare to loosen bolt by turning in a clockwise direction (the bolt faces
away from you)
Put face (particularly your nose) directly in the line of fire so that if
the wrench slips off the bolt you will
smack yourself in the face so hard that you will nearly pass out and your
head will be knocked directly into
the inside edge of the fender and wheel well
Let the wrench slip as you are applying all your might
Optional:
Reel back and say F*UCK! Wander around in a daze until the lights come all
the way back on! Say F*CK again. Blame the bolt.
Paul "Bang Head Here" Royal