A 'Mod' you cannot do without

[geo <gamills@ns.sympatico.ca>]

Ladies and Gents, (and all that are lying around whether it be under the
table, on the couch, face down in a snow bank....)

Mrs. Santa put this under the tree for me.  Although there was no way of
knowing it was particularly for the 'q,' it certainly became clear to me
that it was.  In retrospect I think Mrs. Santa heard me pining about the
******* seat heater.

This is a heated, vibrating back support that plugs into the...you
guessed it....the cigarette/cigar/other lighter socket.  Now in my 'q'
this socket is 'like new.'  In other words the damned thing still
works.  But that's not all folks, it has a 'pump-up' lumbar support!
Can you believe it?  This is a good 'mod' for those long drives when the
heat is on (you know, HMF, RCMPee, ST's), and there are not too many
lorries/tractor trailers around to hide amongst.  You can just sit back,
relax, bring it down to a 'reasonable speed.'  Now with a little duct
tape, the controller for this puppy could be 'permanently' installed
right on the drivers' seat adjustable armrest.  Now is that simple or
what?

'xcuse me for the band width, but I'm just trying to catch my breath
before the next 'rally.'  Gotta go now, Mrs. Santa's calling.

Geo