Corny Quattro Enthusiast Poem...have a Nice Quattro Weekend!

[Alex Kowalski (audial@aol.com) (Tonya Jones) <tjones@wppost.depaul.edu>]

Had some time on my hands this afternoon.  Feel free to extend this, make it better, etc.  Happy Friday!

Oh, I’m a happy Quattro Driver
And a fanatic to be sure
Because I like to row my shifter
And feel the gears switch, crisp and pure

I like to lock my differentials
Throw the snow a dozen feet
If you ask me to, I’ll show you
In the event that we should meet

I like to talk of all things Audi
Praise and gripe and bitch and moan
With co-conspirators on the Qlist
God, how I tie up the phone!

Well I bought her for a pittance
At least, it seemed so at the time
And if her maintenance leaves me bankrupt,
Hey there buddy, Its My Dime!

Though her systems ‘oft perplex me
With my friends I’m never lost
‘Cause they’re a keen bunch of enthusiasts
Who keep their eyes upon the costs!

My car is comfortable and stealthy
Oh, did I mention that it’s fast?
If I should pass you in the rain 
You’ll ask yourself, *What just shot past?*

It battens down and takes the corners
Seats five in leather, Glory Be!
While easily doubling the mileage
Of that behemoth SUV!

Best Wishes,
Alex