Some People Really SHOULD Drive Hondas

[Andrew Buc <72220.443@compuserve.com>]

Some years ago my mechanic overhauled the engine in a Saab 96 V4 for another 
customer of his. The owner then proceeded to drive the car for four, count 
'em, FOUR years without once lifting the hood! (This left me wondering whether 
he ever used his windshield washers, but that's another discussion.) No oil 
changes, no tuneups, nothing. The engine finally ran out of oil and seized.
 
--Andrew Buc, Seattle, WA; 30-Mar-98, 12:44