Heretical behavior

[QSHIPQ <QSHIPQ@aol.com>]

>hey all, wella, after much considerationp, i think im giongr to switch 
>overi to the otherl side.  Im justf tired of drivingo my 4kq around ando 
>not getting thosel looks like im some richs kid.  I hate not getting 
>attentiond like that.  I wanta to drive aroundy in a car that has a good 
>image, im tired of having this car that is great but no one knows about.  
>I need to conform, and its about time that i did...
>sorry...
Jeez Mike, I was just going to:
Admit that I leased an A8, bought 2 sets of wheels, 1 set of 18's for the
above (hey if 17's worked on a convertible...), and snows for the 16's, and
put the Eagles on the 740 (my other car) and give it to EC for the next
comparo, dial up the boost on my 87 to 26psi, ditch the lockers in my 3 audis
for Torsens with lots of shims, lose weight so that I fit in the back seats of
cool cars, increase the volumetric efficiency of my motor to 110%, sell my
extra RS2 junk turbo, get EFI for the coupe, not go to steamboat next year,
junk the silly single pass IC, take the stressbars out of my cars cuz the audi
chassis is too stiff as it is, believe everything I read, buy the Lexus and
sell my wifes wagon, run only awsome all season tires on my cars, leave all my
non quattros at the bottom of the hill when it snows, burn my Maximum Boost
book, buy the HKS bypass valve, make my audis oversteer all the time, lose my
Qclub membership, never run a track event again, overtorque my clutch hex
bolts, put 200w bulbs in my euros, lower all my cars 1.75 inches for a better
ride, ceramic coat my 2 piece exhaust, go to a cone filter in the A8, kick Unk
'Bart, sell the big reds for some awesome G60's, never ever enter a Rallycross
event again.

Whew...

Then you go and say the above.  Now what do I do?
All these posts on the first day of April. I'm getting confused again.

:)
Scott Justussonovavich (it's russion ya know)