Of Audis, Mercedes and spouses

["Geoff Jenkins" <jenkinsg@pilot.msu.edu>]

My wife has started taking my S4 to work, shop, play or whatever, whenever
she has the chance, rather than (explicitly hers) the Mercedes coupe. Not an
unreasonable thing to do, but it leaves me with her car, which is very nice,
but not quite the reason I bought the S4. So, I suggested that, perhaps, if
she's discovered an affection for quattros, I could buy her a matching S4,
or a coupe quattro, or whatever.

"Oh no, you can't sell the Merc!"
"Why not?"
"I love owning my car"
"Well, why do you always take _my_ car then?"

<pause>

"I told you, I love _owning_ my car. I just happen to love _driving_ yours."

Ahh, logic.

Geoff