Whats a REAL sports car?

["R. Shayne Pavlic'" <bcpi@arias.net>]

The answer is relational.  In a fleet of Winnabagos and Airstreams rolling
down the highway, my '84 Suburban pulling a boat is a sportscar.  On the
other hand, amongst Mustangs and Supras, my '92 S4 is a sports car.  Oh and
finally, in our neighborhood where the guy next door push mows, my '79 John
Deere 400 lawn tractor with a 5 foot mower deck is a sports car in true IROC
or INDY fashion.  One seat, a whole lot of torque and you get a sore ass
from driveing it.



Shayne.


'79 John Deere 400
'90 John Deere STX 38
'90 John Deere STX 38
'88 Sears Self Propeled Mower
'88 Sears Self Propeled Mower
'91 Gas Powered Eager Beaver String Trimmer

Yes I have 2 of each of them.  And no I don't want to mow your lawn.